By the Bel

Right, this would have to be one of the top 3 most stressful times of
the year for me, and probably most Mothers, Australia-wide, agree. It’s
the lead up to Father’s day. (The other two stressful times being
their Partner’s Birthday and Christmas)

I’m TOTALLY stumped as to what to get my husband. The budget is rather
lean this year and his tastes run rather rich. So I have been racking
my brain as to what to buy him. To test the water I was browsing the
Myer catalogue and showed him the page of undies:

“How about some of these this year darl?”
“What? No! How would you like it if I bought you an iron for Mother’s day?”
“Fine, point taken.”

Poop! There goes plan A.

I looked in the DVD section of Big W. But he’d bought all the movie,
sporting , and motor racing DVD’s he wanted already.

Plan B gone.

I hit the websites, and I am starting to think the budget is cruising
down the runway in preparation to fly out the window and off into the
sunset. If I had unlimited funds I could get him a few hot laps in a
Lotus. Or I could find that box set of the Animaniacs TV series he’s
been longing for since it was released in the USA.

The one thing I am avoiding, at ALL costs is probably the gadget he  
wants more than anything: A USB Hub that looks like a tardis and makes
the tardis noise when it’s in use. I swear I will go Darlek on his
butt if he ever acquires one.

So, I have a few more days to find something that he won’t hate (I’ve

given up on finding something he’ll love) and something that won’t

make me turn into a strange-looking-homicidal-robot-thing with a laser stem where my nose should be.

It’s so much easier to be a kid buying for their Dad. They’re happy
with a scribble on a page and an ‘I love you Dad’ first thing in the
morning.  If I did the same thing for hubby, he’d pay me back on
Mother’s day, despite the fact that buying me a gift is way easier
than buying one for him.

What’s the worst gift you’ve ever given your Dad/ Partner??
Did he pretend to love it??



Belinda Says

When is cool no longer rad. fully sick. grouse. cool?

I guess the best way to judge if a term of phrase is really out of date, is if your parents use it. They’re like you’re best ‘before’ guide.

I immediately stopped saying things like Dude! when I heard my Mum say it. (Okay, so I still use it; but now I just sound like my Mum when I do). Not good.

I know she’ll be reading this blog, but she didn’t know at the time I felt like I wanted to crawl into the nearest hole when she talked like that in public.

I mean c’mon she is my MOTHER… they don’t talk like that.

And heaven forbid, she actually liked the music I did.

I remember a Reader’s Digest cassette she really liked playing in the car. At the time Salt ‘n’ Pepa (the band, not the stuff in the shakers) was huge and there was a song of theirs on this tape she’d play.

 

Ok... Now you're PUSHin' IT, Mum...

 

Loudly.

Down the main street.

Singing along.

With the damn windows down.

I think I wore out the wool on the seat cover trying to shimmy down far enough to hide my head in shame.

You see, the shoe is now on the other foot. I am learning why she did what she did.

I am the evil giggling proud parent of a tween daughter, who is just about to get to the age where my being myself will cause her great embarrassment.

I am beginning to realize the pure, unadulterated joy of causing such embarrassment to her.

I have no shame. What harm is it going to cause if I put my hair in pigtails with fluoro scrunchies and relive the 80’s as I remember them?

 

Return of the Scrunch

 

It’s back in style, what’s the problem?

I would look exactly the same today as I did in the 80’s. I’d be like all the other girls in their high-waisted, ripped jeans. *Steve Urkel laugh* ~ 

~Now I don’t ever remember seeing my Mum get that evil cheesy grin on her face when I groaned and hid my face from her (the same one I can feel growing on mine when my daughter rolls her eyes at me), but I’ll bet it was there. I just couldn’t see it because I was too busy looking out the window, pretending I didn’t know the crazy lady driving the car.

Now it’s your turn:

How do your parents make you cringe?
What do they say that makes you want to just die?
Got any evil plans for when you have your own kids?


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