What’s a girl to do when asked by the owner of an international internet radio station, to do a program on his network?

What did this girl do first? I laughed. Sorry G! Seriously though, the first thought after my laughing fit settled down, was what the heck am I going to talk about for an entire HOUR?!?

The other presenters and other show hosts on PQRN are SO professional and have guests to interview and all this experience! What do I have; An Aussie accent. Dude! Or should I say; OI!

G aka Gregg Cable, persisted. He has belief in me, if somewhat misguided, and I figure if he thinks I can do this, maybe I can. So I moved forwards, set myself up and I am now ready to let my freak flag fly to the whole damn world… LIVE!

What scares me the most?  When I hit connect, what I say matters. I’ll be out there without the buffer of an editor, and let’s face it I can rabbit on a bit.  Friday Ketchup will hopefully be a great way to ease into the weekend with a laugh, and maybe a bit of a ponderous thought or two.

Come hear me make a complete fool of myself 6am EST/ 7am EDST Saturday the 12th March (Australian) and 3pm EST Friday the 11th March (USA) on the Paraquest Radio Network.

http://www.paraquestradionetwork.com



Bel Says:

For the last decade or so I’ve loved decorating my nails. I found it rather calming before a gig to sit and paint them fire engine red and add a few coats of glitter varnish over the top, and it’s one of the best ways to avoid chewing on one’s nails. Especially when there are 3 to 4 coats of your favourite coloured polish in the way.

Anyways, I don’t want you all heading out looking glamorous with your clothing, hair and makeup all perfect, and not have any tips on nails. I’ll quickly run through what I do to my nails and then give you some ideas on fun little extras.

Drink water and eat jelly. The gelatin will help keep your nails strong, whereas the water will stop them from drying out.

Use rubber gloves.  Washing the dishes will murder your nails. Wear rubber gloves to help keep them strong.
Manicure regularly. You don’t have to spend $30 a pop at the salon. Use a moisturizer and an orange stick to gently push back the cuticles. Shape the tips and then use a buffer to shine the top. This process will bring blood flow to the nail bed and a healthy nail bed means better nails. I do this once a week.

Try using products like Healthy Hoof and Sally Hansen’s Diamond Strength Instant  Nail Hardener if you are a chronic nail biter like I was. There is nothing quite like the feeling of success when you first see the tip of your nail over the top of your finger.
ALWAYS use a coat of clear nail polish or a base coat under coloured nail polishes or your nails will end up yellowed. (This discolouration can be removed by buffing it out, but too much buffing can weaken the nail; it’s just easier to go clear). Right, with all that out of the way let’s have some fun!

I am a HUGE fan of water slide decals. They’re not as popular as they were in the 90s, which is a shame, though you can still find them on eBay . They’re easy to place with some water, a pair of tweezers and a fine paint brush.

I bought a cool set from Purplenail on eBay at the end of last year and they are the best I’ve ever used.  Lately I’ve been painting the tips of my nails with colour and leaving the rest of the nail with a clear backdrop for the decal. Not perfect, but enough to make me happy.

You can go more manicured with the use of nail guides (small stickers to stop the polish going where it’s not meant to go) and you can use a skewer with a small amount of cotton ball wrapped around it dipped in nail polish remover, to get any of the over spill off your fingers. I usually just wait until they’re completely dry, head to the shower and gently rub the excess off. It should come off in the right places if your nails are completely dry.
You can freehand paint your nails and there are some incredible products on the market that will allow for a nicer finish. However, when I was starting out, I was using acrylic paints and extremely fine paint brushes.  You can also try going freehand with the brush supplied in the nail polish bottle.

Cutepolish has gone fangirl with her art…  httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3FgpqzBf8I

Awww!
You can buy diamantes and piercings for nails as well. But a tip with the piercings, or ‘dangles’ as they’re now more commonly called: please never pierce your natural nail as it may split the nail up into the nail bed leaving you susceptible to infections.

Use an artificial nail for the piercing and glue it to your natural nail with strong nail glue like the one made by Kiss .
Whatever you decide to do, coat it all in a layer of clear polish to add a little extra shine, and be sure to give yourself plenty of time for them to dry properly. Each extra layer of polish can take up to half an hour to dry depending on how thickly you made the coat and how many layers are underneath.

Have a little fun and if you do anything you’re proud of, send us a picture. We’d love to see what you can do.

See you around!



10 tips for dating… a Yeti.

10 – Hope you like it cold, he’s going to need to follow winter around the world. Suggest a year-long ski trip to the parental units.

9 – If they don’t go for that you could try for a student exchange to Alaska, Greenland, or for somewhere a little closer, Antarctica.

8 – If they don’t go for that then you’ll need the remote control for the air conditioning. They may figure out quickly it would have been cheaper to go on that 12 month ski trip.

7 – Don’t expect him to shave off all his body hair. It would be a long, arduous process and the drains will just end up clogged… He’ll need to do it enough to blend in, but if you’re with him, you like your guys furry anyway. Do you really wanting him using up all your Schick for women shaving gel?

6 – If you’re on the school paper, do not, I repeat, DO NOT slap his image all over the front page. Who knows how far it will end up? Do you really want him on National TV with Melissa Doyle asking him for tangle removal tips?

5 – Now as far as your parents are concerned your new beau is just some guy who is follicly blessed, but how are you going to introduce him? Some suggestions of what not to introduce him as if you’re ‘rents know how to use google are… Jo Bran (means man eater) Migo (means wild man), probably the best one is Matty ~Meh-teh~ (means man bear). A normal and popular name is less likely to have them googling him.

4 – Keep your FB page a beau photo free area. Who knows who will put two and two together and get 4, as in 4 million dollars, if he’s captured and pulled to pieces by scientists?

3 – Make sure you have your passport up to date. He may be happy enough to stay with you, but it’d be nice to be able to go home with him to Nepal, China, India or Mongolia to meet his parents.

2 – He might like a laugh occasionally so maybe play him a movie with an abominable snow man in it. Monsters Inc., The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon, and Episode 17 of Season One Scooby Doo entitled “That’s Snow Ghost.”

1 – If neither of you have been to Disney World or Disneyland, May I suggest the Expedition Everest which has a 25-foot-tall animatronic Yeti in it or the Matterhorn Bobsleds, which features 3 audio animatronic Abominable Snowmen. He’d get a giggle and you’d both get to buy the matching Mickey and Minnie Mouse hats. Awww cute!



Bel Says:

Tick, tock, April is on its way.  Supanova is the must be seen at event in Brisbane, and tickets go on sale February 8th. Do you know what you’ll be wearing? How about a fairy costume?

There’s no reason you have to be a tame fairy. Why not go totally all out? danalajeunesse shows us how to do some fantastical eye/face makeup. She’s entitled the look Green with Envy and it’s not hard to see why.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGGbRDFwxko&feature=related

Emilie Autumn makes some of the nicest wings I’ve seen on youtube. Here’s a clip, thanks to kozisakurai, of her showing us how to create a little magic (the end of the clip has a sushi soap-making tutorial).

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAUxeopgNw

And we’ll need some costuming ideas besides the wings. My favourite fairy artists is Amy Brown, and her fairies are always dressed for success.

httpv://www.amybrownart.com/

There are so many different styles of fairy amongst her galleries that there is bound to be something you can run with.
For tunes, you can’t go past a remake of a classic. Tchaikovsky’s Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, the Trip Hop remix by Dopaminex

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teW_Wo5Ssi0

Hope you have as much fun preparing as you’ll have attending in April.



Bel Says:

Pirates Ahoy!

The countdown is ticking away madly towards Supanova. Brisbane’s
Supanova will be at the start of April and tickets will go on sale
soon. Decided what you’ll be wearing yet? No? OMG Don’t panic!

How about a pirate? They’re naughty and nautical all at the same time.
Let’s see here… The bonny lass TheNikitaStyle teaches us girls how
to make pirates look good…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmNI-2VwKo&feature=related

For the blokes out there who want to try their hand at a Jack Sparrow
inspired look, here’s how texastink does it…..

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtHoVNIx9k&feature=related

I’m pretty sure we’ve all got the low-down on costuming: Eye patch,
bandana, boots, a peg leg or a hook, maybe a parrot on the shoulder
…or a monkey.

However you’re going do it, you have to believe you can do it. Pirates
take their pirate gig pretty seriously. I mean, for heaven’s sakes,
there’s even an International Talk like a Pirate Day (September 19th),
you can’t get more serious than that.

So we’d better look at how we’re going to be talking like a pirate if
we’re going to look the part. Here’s OfficialWench (Ol’ Chumbucket and
Cap’n Slappy) on the Five A’s of talking like a pirate.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE

And we’ll need some tunes. How about Nightwish’s The Islander, from
the Dark Passion Play Album, under the Nuclear Blast music Label.

Not sure about you, but this song always makes me think of a retired
pirate, who’s remembering his glory days, and the love and treasures
he left behind.

Hope to see you all there in April mates. ARGH!

MUSIC: Nightwish – The Islander



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