Beaus with Bel: 10 Tips for Dating a Were Leopard.

Bel Says:

Ten tips for dating a Were Leopard.

#10 Depending on his heritage, he may only turn hairy a few times a month, or he may be able to do it at will. Whichever it is, be sure to be ready with the lint roller; cat hair is a pain to remove from clothing.

#9 Have a permanent supply of catnip around. Usually the change occurs because he’s in a bad mood. Catnip has some very strange effects on felines, most of which would be preferable to a temper tantrum with killer claws.

#8 Speaking of claws, you may want to invest in a scratching post; or, even better (and probably cheaper), get a wall in the spare room carpeted. It may save your lounge chairs and the living room floor.
#7 Become best buddies with your local butcher. I don’t think a chicken mignon is going to cut it when his canines are out.

#6 Warn the neighbours–a barking dog may send him barking mad, and if you’re not friends with your butcher, Fido may become brunch.

#5 Keep you man freshly showered: in leopard form, they like heat more than water… fur coats and hot weather don’t mix.

#4 Keep a large leather collar with a cow bell on hand. You’re environmentally aware and your local fauna will thank you for the warning.

#3 Buy stocks in catsan kitty litter. Have you ever seen the size of a leopard?

#2 Take him in for a MANicure before each full moon. Somehow I don’t think he’d let you take to him with regular cat claw trimmers.

#1 Remove all temptation. A trips to the zoo for a date is so not a good idea. Chasing tail is not on for your were leopard.

Oh, beHAVE!